Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. I, I, myself, would never shoot big game (and would hesitate to even lay traps for them). You may or may not want to deploy these in real life. This page was last edited on 30 September 2022, at 15:07. Alan Partridge: Jill. Have you had your breakfast this morning, Robert? I've been working like a Japanese prisoner of war. They taught you a trade. Enjoy it. So, er, thanks. Jason: [putting a party hat on Alan's head] Wahey! Before the first series of Im Alan Partridge in 1997, the actress had appeared in a number of roles in comedy programmes, and shed even worked with Coogan, appearing in an episode of the anthological Coogans Run. Alan Partridge: I'm not haggling! Alan: "Thanks a lot! Alan after sex: "Well Sonja that was classic intercourse. Another reason why Lynn is such a memorable character is Montagus performance. It sums up the frustration of a Sunday, doesnt it? I am invited to be the first to throw earth into the grave. 20052023 Mashable, Inc., a Ziff Davis company. She was one of a few people than Alan Partridge had been close to in his life for longer than a few months or years. Alan Partridge: Sorry, Michael, that was just a noise. You know, go for a field. Very, sort of, high-tech, space age. Alan Partridge: [Stepping into the lift] Well, there you go. In 1974 I took the train from London to Crewe station. A quote from a classic segment of Partridge during his time as a sports reporter for Todays day. No, if it was you could add a zero to that. Hello, Tony. sweet tooth Enjoy it. Keep saying 'Christ'. Alan Partridge: [quietly] Thank you. 13. ", Alan on Sonja: Im 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!, Alan discusses sexuality: "In my mind God made Adam and Eve, he didn't make Adam and Steve. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" Is that it? Enjoy it. But what about drugs and sex? I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. People may associate it with me. Thanks for signing up. Alan Partridge: Lynn, message from Alan. The guy was obviously talented. You know what this room says to me? 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes. George Bernard Shaw The Deeply Graphic DesignCast Wes McDowell Never, never criticise Muslims. By signing up to the Mashable newsletter you agree to receive electronic communications Alan Partridge: That's about right. The problem is what it doesn't say, Endeavour's final series is off to a classy and comforting start, Phew! Knowing Me, Knowing You with Alan Partridge, Alan Partridge: Welcome to the Places of My Life, https://en.wikiquote.org/w/index.php?title=Alan_Partridge&oldid=3171589, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License. On cautiously expressing affection: "I love you in a way. Aha! 30. 7. Bloody Sunday Sunday. In a list drawn up by the British Film Institute in 2000, voted by industry professionals, I'm Alan Partridge was named the 38th best British television series of all time. Alan on Sundays: Sunday Bloody Sunday. Alan Partridge: I like the, uh, I like those earrings. Its clear that working in such an environment with Coogan is a recipe for corpsing disaster, but Montagu manages to channel every stifled laugh into Lynns character, every repressed giggle further building on a rumoured affection for her boss. But then at the last minute Michael: He pulls a ripcord, right? You're the subject of a sacking, I want you off these premises in 10 minutes. Art criticism was clearly not Partridges calling. Alan Partridge: I think he'll be a bit tougher than that, Lynn. Here are some tips and tricks to help you find the answer to 'Wordle' #620. And then I just tilt the helicopter over to one side and the machine-gun bullets is chewing up the drive, right? Tim loves music and travel We haven't got a second series, I just didn't have the guts to say that earlier. Web. What is it all aboot? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Although she occcasionally stood up to him,she was shot down by his skewed reasoning and banal putdowns. [Alan is being shown around a new house] Estate Agent: Living room. For the time being, they are brothers. 36. r/AlanPartridge. On seduction: "No, Jill will be sleeping with me tonight." He isn't interested]. The humor is off-beat, and you have to spend some time getting used to it. ago. But it was different for me, like, cos, you know, ah was in the army when I was seventeen. Lynn, get rid of her. Actor And he's just about to put the key in his front door, and I come up from behind the hedge, 'Hello, you bastard.' Charles and Camille. It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. small-talk. Lynn Benfield: Well, Alan, if you want a Rover 200 you're going to have to sack everyone at Pear Tree Productions. Alan Partridge: Yes, please. Want to shop from more small businesses? Michael: [Speaking too quickly] Ye knaw, what ah reckon is that, if they had the'selves proper jobs, they wouldn't be up to all this, y'know, larkin' every night. That is the icing on the cake. So they ride the money, bang a few heads together. A buffer between Partridge and the people he comes in to contact with. They say it will help people in * wheelchairs *. [They both talk together]. Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. "Smell my cheese, mother!" " Partridge literally puts a whole hunk of cheese in the face of fictional BBC editor Tony Hayers after rejecting his ideas for a new TV show. Partridge has a rather callous misunderstanding of a famous U2 song that is not about the misery of a Sunday but about a massacre that happened in Belfast in 1972. Which actually improves . Alan Partridge: If you think you can upstage Jill by wearing that you're very much mistaken. She makes subtle jokes at his expense, and rolls her eyes behind his back, a sounding board for his idiocy. Alan Partridge: [about to have sex] Let battle commence. Lynn is probably the most important supporting character in the Alan Partridge universe. Cashback! Alan Partridge: Whooo whooo who do you think you are? 17. A tough guy! Watch him in action at the wheel below By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. And if you do Alan Partridge: [Interrupting] Lynn, I'm not driving a Mini-Metro. (Not the catchphrase just a thought. rock band No one will watch that. Partridges description of ITV training a group of young offenders sounds like a season of Thread. Others attempted to subvert my Alan Partridge quotes by hitting me with The Simpsons quotes, because I forgot that it mentions my deep, unwavering love for The Simpsons in my Tinder bio, so, oops. Nevertheless, nice song. You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!". Alan Partridge: See, you did it again! 1 Mar. Nobody does it - ooh, bit of nipple - quite as good as you. Do you want to want to smell it? All rights reserved. Alan Partridge: Well, I'll live with that. In many ways, Lynn is the unsung hero of the Partridge saga. You can leave via the fire escape. You suffer from whiplash in underage women . And then he peers down the periscope thing and looks through it and goes, "Oh my God. Alan Partridge: Uh, have a go on the loo? "[My assistant]" And he goes, "I've got to go, love. Clearly likeable and easy to get along with especially with her boss absent Lynn provides a much-needed counterbalance. ", Alan responds to Irish history: If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if youre a fussy eater., Alan responds to being fired: Smell my cheese!, Alan on the Daily Mail: Its arguably the best newspaper in the world. Whatever happens, her return is welcome in this next chapter of the Partridge saga. This spooks Alan and he eventually forces her to just tell him that he's getting a second series. Back of the net!" 8. You know that feeling when there's nothing coming up. Michael: And then I'd go looking for Tom Donaldson. Either way it's incest. 14. I would have taken it off sooner, but I was having a fascinating conversation with the proud father of the most tanned child in Norfolk I just gave his contact information to social services . You want some more glitter? With one hand braced against the wall, Im now grabbing and clawing at the angry aperture, slashing and scraping in a bid to ease the sensation. That's not going back in again. 11th August 2017. Would you like a Cuban cigar, Tony? Partridge has survived as co-host of the show, a perfect parody of current affairs programmes such as The One Show and Good Morning Britain (with Alan a less secure version of Piers Morgan,. Alan Partridge: Thank you for being this morning's farmer. A second series followed in 2002, with Partridge now living in a static caravan after recovering from a mental breakdown. Its a beautiful day. It begin in forest in Germany John: What's the one where the laser beam goes up his jack Michael: What's the one with the, with the volcano, and it splits up and a big rocket comes out with all Chinkies jumping up and down? Estate Agent: Would have been a different story, really. Lynn, I pierced my foot on a point! Alan Partridge: You sound like a James Bond villian. Some of the most unhappy times of my life have been with my children. Erm, drink it. The end of the beginning goes like this: glang! You will miss it. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (released as Alan Partridge in the United States) is a 2013 British action comedy film starring Steve Coogan reprising his role as Alan Partridge, a fictional presenter he has played on various BBC radio and television sho. At first this was 7,000 a year, later 8,000, and was eventually raised to 9,500 after her boyfriend Gordon threatened him. Alan Partridge: I will not have uncleansed coffee cups in Pear Tree Productions. [He turns to another page] OK, right. 15. Have I got a second series? He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign., I woke with a start. Cooking in prison. she is 14 years younger than me. Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going.". Lynn Benfield: No, no, no, it's different. Right. An interesting take on an otherwise iconic song. She co-starred as Lynn, the faithful but put-upon personal assistant, in I'm Alan Partridge, and as the huge-breasted, raunchy vicar's wife Sue in Nighty Night. I'll call you back. And, er, he's just skiing along like that, and they start shooting at him, and he goes, "Right! Dropped it. Alan Partridge: Yep, fair point. . [Alan's employees leave the building by climbing down the outside fire escape stairway]. . Two chocolate mousses. On the best way to get over heartbreak: "The day after I confronted her, Carol said she wanted to clear her head so moved out just before Christmas. I've got a girlfriend, she's only 33. No, seriously, run. Tony Hayers: [Holds his hands up] No, I'm sorry, no! Mashable is a registered trademark of Ziff Davis and may not be used by third parties without express written permission. I will remain Pontius Partridge. But a happy one. Alan Partridge is a fictional character portrayed by English comedian Steve Coogan. Alan Partridge: I've seen the big-eared boys on farms. Even more exciting, it has now been confirmed that Alans loyal yet long-suffering PA Lynn Benfield will also be returning for the new chat spoof. Alan Partridge: Excellent. That's alright, that's OK "Inner-City Sumo". Only the big names gave quotes for Partridges autobiography. Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? It's soup you can eat - that's not so liquid. You know, we intersperse it with their favourite pop songs, make it light-hearted, you know, give them a platform, you've got to keep the energy up, because [Tony shakes his head, horrified] You don't like it? Peter Linehan: [to Tony] Give him another series, you swine! Alan Partridge: [while having sex] Do you mind if I talk? Bookmark. In tennis, if you win a rally, you get 15 points for the first or second rallies youve won in that game, or 10 for the third, with an indeterminate amount assigned to the fourth rally other than the knowledge that the game is won, providing one player is two 10-point (or 15-point) segments clear of his opponent. And so after a final flurry scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit, scrit I stop scratching. 2023. Mmm smells. Alan Partridge: If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women." Alan Partridge 1 likes Like "Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit." My girlfriend's 33. Id spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds dressed as 20-year-olds, listening to contemporary music of every genre Britrock, heavy maiden, gang rap, brakebeat. Norwich's favourite son Alan Partridge returns to our screens tonight presenting a new chat show spoofing the likes of The One Show. Da, da, da, da, da, der. Lynn Benfield : No, no, no, it's different. . Alan Partridge: They've rebadged it, you fool! Michael: Aye. Alan Partridge: Anyway, then he, he, he puts on his underpants and his ski suit and he gets on his skis and he starts skiing. Personal assistant 20. That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they 'Paved paradise to put up a parking lot', a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. But Lynns affection towards Alan is often commented on by fans, even in the face of her bosss apparent disdain and total lack of care. By the time the giant hair dryer came on, I was in the footwell. I'll tolerate one, but not both. Alan Partridge: Have I got a second series? I remember a beach vacation in Prestatyn. My marriage fell apart soon after that. Look at that: not even listening. Here's how to do it. Lynn Benfield: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? The plague started from a mal-attended surface. [Alan is having a disturbing of dream of himself as a male stripper, dancing in front of Tony Hayers]. Later we'll be taking dedications for anyone wrongly turned down for planning permission. Felicity Montagu is coming back to play the tormented character. ", Alan discusses honesty: "I know lying is wrong, but if the elephant man came in now in a blouse with some make up on, and said 'How do I look?' Jill: "What did you do eight years ago?" Alan Partridge: Smell my cheese, you mother! At first this was 7,000 a year, later 8,000, and was eventually raised to 9,500 after her boyfriend Gordon threatened him. He was all over the place!, Its 20 February 1995. You might want to read your Daily Express. And a, a, a parachute comes out and it's got a Union Jack Alan Partridge: That's not the end of the beginning. The kids came up to me and said, Daddy, Daddy! Even though we're basically just listing chocolate bars. 126. Lynn: Good. Alan Partridge, Alan Partridge: Nomad 1 likes Like "A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. So, iou be Tony Hayers. Alan Partridge: Went to Silverstone. In the twenty-first century. Our goofy radio host gives a unique introduction to the world of drug-based sex fetishes. I can read you like a book. Actually, I took some notes. See you at your inbox! I've just lost a pint of blood. In fact, it's happened, it's over, it's already happened, you are a sacked man. It was my understanding in the lift that no money would change hands. And a broken home is not an excuse for evil. But for the time being at least they have each other. Topics. He doesn't like that. Discovery alleges that Paramount undercut their $500 million deal. ), I push up my jacket sleeves and use both arms to sweep an enormous mound of earth from behind me and into the hole like a couple of arm bulldozers. Although tricky at first, by the time I checked out I could find the bath's biting point within three minutes. My mother tuts and looks away., Wed love your help. Estate Agent: Sure, sure! There's a demonstration model tied to the chair with a skipping rope by that woman. Alan Partridge: I prefer to go alone. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Musk has been one of ChatGPT's loudest critics over how "woke" it is. Michael: Aye. I mean medium height. No, I'm basically saying I'm going to be checking out at the end of the week. I love this house. I said. Fly over one of those boring families going on a cycling vacation. All Rights Reserved. Obviously, Partridge is thrilled with the age gap between him and his girlfriend Sonja. It was very crowded; I found myself in a last minute rush for the only seat remaining next to a tall, handsome man with long hair, it was the seventies; Buckaroo! Alan Partridge: I had hopes and dreams. beloved Britons such as Intermediate and Peep Show. Morning! [Susan looks bemused and slightly scared. Which actually improves with every read. Mind if I have a go? She was often submissive when told-off or insulted by Alan. Erm, do you know you've got chocolate on your face? Let's just pop the extractor fan on, get a through draught going., Alan on public speaking: Quick tip for yourself. I'm very well, thank you, how are you? george harrison Lynn.Lynn: No, I didn't.Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. Not unless it had been stunned. So, you know Alan Partridge: When the boat comes in. Calm down, Lynn! He panics, right? I'm gonna have to tell some other Russians. You feed beef burgers to swans. Oh, very busy. [to show what he means, he tuts and rolls his eyes], [Martin does the tutting and eye-rolling thing himself]. Before that he was Deputy Editor of Mashable UK in London. Relive an anecdote about a hectic train journey. Alan Partridge: Oh God, no, no, I'm old enough to be her father! Y'know, makes yeh wonder what it's all aboot. Nevertheless, nice song. Something's come up.". Alan Partridge: Sleep well, Michael. You're sacked! Partridge tries to settle a heated dispute at a power station. You've been sacked. Lovely Jill. Shes a hard worker. So, er, thanks. Scare a donkey to fall into a river. A great memorable quote from the I'm Alan Partridge movie on Quotes.net - Alan Partridge: You smiled then, Lynn.Lynn: No, I didn't.Alan Partridge: Yes, you did. Before that, he was Deputy Editor at NME.COM, overseeing content and development on the London-based music and entertainment site. Alan Partridge: Ah, that is the best Valentine's Day I've had in eight years. Partridge tries to give his Ukrainian girlfriend Sonja some advice on how to make a full English breakfast. tv shows Oh, I sound like the devil. He goes, 'No, no!' Tony Hayers: [smiling amiably] You know, I don't think you should see your future just at the BBC, Alan. He puts some coins on the bedside cabinet]. No, I think his silence speaks volumes. And that, was a gooooooal! Take her out to a local fort or a Victorianfolly. Friedrich Schiller CHARTERIS [unfolding his arms in terror] No, please. You couldnt make it up. Look at me. Right, now you'll like this "Knowing M.E., Knowing You". The series was nominated for three BAFTAs (winning two), two British Comedy Awards (winning both), and a Royal Television Society award. [Another short pause before the penny drops], Estate Agent: Sure, sure! [he raises his hands like a monster in an old horror film], [she shrieks and laughs. Michael: So, are we having the full English breakfast? ", 14. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Off to London, no doubt. In badminton, if you win a rally, you get one point. He almost got dirty. She's 14 years younger than me. You're joking! Would you like a second series of your chat show? That's terrible. Quotes.net. I'm Alan Partridge (series 1 and 2), I, Partridge, Alpha Papa, Nomad, This Time Part of HuffPost Entertainment. Would you say, bearing in mind he's depressed and has respiratory problems, would you say 'Go and take that blusher off you mis-shapened elephant tranny'? Strawberries and cream. A detective series based in Norwich called "Swallow". Like the Cook Report, but with a more slapstick approach. Alan Partridge: I suppose if I was a burglar and I wanted to avoid detection I could strap sausages to my fingers. 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