[72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Check outThings I Learned in Schoolby janed. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. When he got to the Owlery, he found Harry Potter (who had just sent a letter for Sirius Black) and Cho Chang (who was sending her mother a parcel for her birthday). There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. [37] Filch was also present when in a corridor with all the other staff when a new message from the Heir of Slytherin appeared on the wall stating that Ginny had been taken into the chamber and that her skeleton will lie there forever. Dont worry, however. Oh God Not Again! Book Riot no longer promotes J.K. Rowling in light of statements she has made against the trans community. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. [62] Otherwise, she did have a low opinion of him, telling him not to stun some enchanted fireworks and having it explode all over the place, when it was in fact her own doing.[62]. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. Munga. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. Lily however loved Harry. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Now that we are all fed and watered I must once more ask for your attention, while I give out a few notices. I am legitimately sad about it now. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". The Second Wizarding War began. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. . It is presumed that this on-going war between them continued after the Battle of Hogwarts. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. This belongs to a school champion! Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. When a blood curse in Harry activates, it takes Harry over two years to deal with it Harry Potter never had sex before until fifth year when his uncle decided to rape him. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. What's this racket? So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Strange, but consensual. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. Arthur was never a violent man, but he was very expressive and his temper, when it was short, nobody wanted to be on the wrong side of. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. "Well at least we know Potter's an . The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. Wake up the whole castle, will you? Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. Harry didnt want to react this way. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Viewed 411 times . Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. He brought the Professor to the corridor where he found the ice. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. 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